⚡️Special Edition: J.C. Penney Company Inc.⚡️

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Let’s be clear about something right off the bat. Encino Man, Captain America and Austin Powers could all suddenly surface from being entombed in ice for decades and even THEY wouldn’t be surprised that Texas-based J.C. Penney Company Inc. (and 17 affiliates, the “debtors”) filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy. Ok, ok, that’s not fair. As recently as 2007, J…

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