👗75% of Ascena Retail Will Be Wiped From the Face of the Earth👗

⚡️Announcement⚡️

In yesterday’s a$$-kicking Members’-only briefing we mistakenly mentioned that (a) American Airlines was tapping the cap markets for $1.2mm rather than $1.2b and (b) in an encouraging sign that a whole lot of you actually read through to the end, about 248982938939138319429293918319239 of you emailed us to inform us that we erroneously m…